Shellaring

I can't remember the last time I had to 'shella', ke beye taba.  Say some sweet something's to get a girl.

Do people still shella anyway? I don't think macking and shellaring is the same thing.  Shellaring is an art-form, macking is a skill.

Je suis pense. 

13 comments
  1. Ohh my this is sooo weird...i had a conversation about this yesterday...

    some dude was telling me that shellaring doesn't happen...and i was saying that's a problem...

    tite picture!!!

  2. I suppose these days, mackin' is about trying to 'hit it/tap it/get some nookie'... whereas Shellaring is about, jollaring... and being this is the age of the 'sexual revolution(s)'... who wants go jola?

    I think...

  3. go jola....ke nako, nntate...eish, mara still love the game and the "rush"

  4. Go jola...

    but I'm still open for freelancing so long as the "client" knows that i have a "full-time job".

  5. ...hau mara jollering is that more meaningful...
    but then again jollering is also a game...

  6. off the topic...isn't it ur birthday soon...
    when is ice blok 3.0...

  7. Good ol' Laurett, much hasn't changed neh? O crook neh seun, so you know spring is around the corner and you decided to join GYM, LOL. That's what I am talking about, So I'll see you ko TUKS in your vest.

  8. Obviously that guy is saying something you definately would not say to lady. Jah neh, Maphelo a a sekgoweng a re changer. So when is the 3.0

  9. Hahaha, shellering is still alive and well. I got shellered over email the other day from a boy wa ko Eastern Cape. Ko ma gaeng. I suppose that's why he's still shellering and not macking.
    I think for some of us, shellering e fitile it's sell by date. So as I was reading this dude's letter...I couldn't help laughing. Motho o started off telling me how well he's doing, the company he's started and how he's blowing up in the east.
    And then, step 2 - I supppose - was to attempt to melt my heart. Telling me how he used to just stare at me and hope I'd look back and I never did.
    And then he had to tell me he's just broken up with his girl - wasn't working out he says. And even though we are thousands of km away - he reckons we should give it a shot.
    You'd have to read these love letters (yes plural) to understand how amused I was. Tears were falling down my cheek. Shame. So ya...this dude was a definite shellerer.

  10. He he he!

    I think Shellaring is good. I want to do it... one day, one day...

    The 3.0 I don't know... ja... maybe we should just hang-out have drinks go Berlin, Melville on Sunday?

    Yay/nay?

    *ps: i am in pretoria a soon as I get home amma holla back proper...

  11. "DUDLU NTOMBAZANA, ANDITHANDIWENA NDITHANDA IZIBUNU ZAKHO SANALWAM!"

    That there is a line for all times! Real pimps will agree with me fully!

    Do your thing pimpster, do your thing!

    Word!

  12. lol!uku-shela or mackin is the same thing!
    the one is a zulu word-the other american english slang,
    different words for the same thing...
    it happens every day ek se,
    i am shelring this dude on myspace right now...lol!

  13. I can just imagine what the guy is saying:

    "Bhekala..."